wormball advice column #1

On Friendship
(Butterball is transcribing as Wormball cuts up sticker pictures)

1. Always apologize (even when you think the other person's wrong) - this is to prevent friends from swearing at you
2. Tell them you love them once in a while
3. Give them a hug ("Who do you hug?!", I say. "I don't hug people, people hug me",says Wormball)
4. Try not to get your friends angry ("Why?", I say. "Cuz they hold that against you forever", says Wormball) - Refer to Point #1
5. Sometimes apologizing doesn't work.
6. Take all the chances you can to see your friends . ("Even if you end up seeming needy?", I say. "HUH?", says Wormball.)
7. Only be friends with people you like.
8. Keep your friends' secrets.