things men do which do not impress women

1) to move your arms in a slight flailing motion while running
2) leaving your collar up when it clearly was designed to be down
3) wearing socks with sandals - especially black socks
4) stripping "please" and "thank you" from your vocabulary
5) attempting to flirt in the presence of your girlfriend
6) applying enough hair gel/wax to make a car look brand-spanking-new
7) wearing coloured lenses that are clearly not natural and make you look like dracula's ugly cousin
8) being the model of the offspring's late 90's hit - "pretty fly for a white guy" (yes, this applies to asian guys too)