relationship advice from the wormball - a 12 year old's perspective

butterball: want to help me blog?
wormball: mmm...what about?
butterball: *unfolds invisible banner with hands*..."we shall call it 'relationship advice with the wormball'"

1) don't like a person who never hangs out with the opposite gender
2) do not call a friend to talk about your love life without previous consent (most of the time, the person on the line JUST DOESN'T CARE)
3) be friends with the person like
4) spend time with the person you like with other friends so that you can get to know each other more
5) if you don't want a guy to like you, then don't be too friendly and never tease that person unless you actually mean it and want them to get out of their life (only spaz, don't tease flirtateously)
6) if the person you like makes fun of you in a friendly way, do not react stupidly (such as stepping on their toes...literally)
7) don't tell many people about your crushes - only tell those who are 100% trustworthy
8) don't let your love life affect your school life - a: your parents will not be happy with you, b: you'll piss off your smart friends (and you want to keep them!)

*burp*