some quotes from the wormball

"buit. buuuuuuuuuuit."
- her many "happy" farts while resting on MY bed.

"I think the world is scary".
Me: "Why?"
"Cuz it's big."
Me: "..."

At A&W; I was consuming my Teen Burger while she eating her Chubby Chicken Burger. She looks at the packaging and says:

" I find it offensive that they would call the chicken "chubby". That's rude!"
[I start to cackle]
"The chicken really isn't THAT chubby!"
Me: "Well DUH! It's TWO-DIMENSIONAL."

As I'm writing down these quotes...

"Stop quoting me. It's not nice. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't put that down!"

Seconds later..

"Buit. Buiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

"I'm just gonna be silent now."