Oh, sister.

wormball (shouting at me from her room): HEY! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

me: what?

wormball (with the biggest grin imaginable smacked on her face): there's HARDware...and then there's SOFTware...

me: yeah, so?

wormball: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEFORE!

me: (rolls eyes)