on sale: domestic wombat

services provided:

• will pat you on the back and get you kleenex when you cry
• make funny faces at you at random times of the day
• be helpful in the kitchen and receptive to food-related instructions, including: "eat it, it's good"
• will never try to boost your ego ("these brownies are definitely not as good as last time")
• follow through on your requests even though they are strictly due to laziness (e.g can you pleeeeeeaaaase get the phone?")
• hug you when necessary or unnecessary
• accompany you on trudgingly boring errands

wombats are especially cute when you tell them you'll buy them sushi or bubble tea...their eyes light up! however, they might faint if you get them both.

on second thought, I think I'll keep mine to myself.

happy almost birthday, little sister. (in TWO days!)