get me out of here!

midnight hour is approaching...term papers...NOT FINISHED.
i'm about three-quarters finished my semiotic analysis of an absolut vodka ad...just needs a nip/tuck here and there...
my history paper...comparative rhetorical analysis...with the use of ethos, pathos, and logos...of three articles about the role of islam in the political sphere...barely begun.
my head...implodes.
15 hours before handing them both in.
i have dug myself a literary hole.
help me out...!!
craving for a sausage mcmuffin.
i am the procrastinating queen.