wormball musings - easter edition

wormball (WB): I don't think I like ______ anymore.
butterball (BB): Why?
WB: He got a haricut.
BB: "..."
WB: It's not the same anymore!
BB: It's not all about looks, you know
WB: I KNOW! I noticed that when I was in Grade 5 and I liked ____! He was SO UGLY! HE HAD ACNE!
BB: *uncomtrollable laughter*

*entering richmond public market...we both notice a mass of green beans on the ground and pause to look*
[2 seconds later]
WB and BB (in unison): FREE BEANS!!!!
*we truly are related!*

When I anger my sister, she now is in the habit of saying:
WB: I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON MY TOAST!