wormball musings

iris: I don't like the word "loaf".
me: ?
iris: If I had to choose between a lemon loaf and a lemon cake, and they were both the same, I would pick the lemon cake.
me: "..."
iris: Loaf sounds like a kind of meat. Like "meatloaf". It just doesn't sound right with sweet stuff.
me: "..."
iris: I also don't like the word "danish".
me: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST PASTRIES?
iris: No! I just don't like Danishes!

iris: I don't like romance. Do you?
me: Mmm....me neither.
iris: I like watching it happen on someone else (TV and my friends and random people), but not to myself.
me: What's "romance"?
iris: Corn and cheese. Sap. Long walks in the moonlight. Dating.
me: Interesting.
iris: Yep.