the wombat letters - part 2

Butterball response to last email:
Hello my favourite family members and mr.fat worm...
I'm doing well and am very safe...I walk around everywhere during the day therefore i'm getting lots of exercise! I love you all VERY much...and will remember to bring back souvenirs. I was at the Jazz Festival today and it was a lot of fun....hope you're having fun....
elaine
p.s say hi to edmond for me!

Wombat reply:
Superb!!!! Can you watch Friends there? What about Gilmore Girls? Do they play Lizzie Mcguire? If they played Freinds you would be happy wouldnt you? If they did play Freinds, they wouldnt play the one were Joey has to speak FRENCH in a movie. Cuz then it would just be normal. Unless freinds was in English in quebec. Today mom put on your grads hat and took pictures on the webcam. Edmond says she looks STUPId. And Edmond wants to say something. Cuz i asked him tonight while eating dinner. Mom cooked Lots and lots of spinach and we had chicken that looked like fish. We had a special sauce it was sweet. Anyway Edmond wants to say:

1) Hi Elaine!
2) nothing
3) nothing
4) Kelso.

I wasnt sure if he was talkin to you when he said Kelso but i think he was. now mom gonna teach me to do the laundry. EWWWWWWW!!! well,
Duty Calls!

Iris and not Fat worm.

If you aren't head over heels in love with my sister after reading this correspondence...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?